Here are 10 fresh one-liner jokes for you:
- I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
- I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
- I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me KitKat ads.
- I’m terrified of elevators… so I’m taking steps to avoid them.
- My boss said, “Have a good day!” So, I went home.
- I asked the librarian if they had books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
- I tried to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament, but good players are hard to find.