Here are 10 fresh wordplay jokes for you:
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don’t know y.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
I’m terrified of elevators…
…so I’m taking steps to avoid them.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.
I used to be addicted to hokey pokey…
…but then I turned myself around.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays.
I must have a weekend immune system.