- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
- Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged.
- Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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An employee goes to his boss and says, "I can't work here anymore. Every time I try to do something, someone is always standing over my shoulder and telling me how to do it."
The boss responds, "Well, that's because you're the janitor."
