- Why did the cricket team go to see a movie? They heard it was a good pitch-er.
- Why did the cricket player bring a piece of string to the game? So he could tie the score.
- What do you call a cricket match where the batsman is out first ball? A quickie.
- Why do cricketers make good astronauts? They know how to launch a good innings.
- What do you get if you cross a cricket player and a magician? A batsman who can make the ball disappear.
- Why did the cricket team go on strike? They wanted to have a bowl.
- What do you call a cricket team that can only play on a wet pitch? Damp-squibs.
- Why do cricketers wear white? To match their teeth.
- What did the cricket ball say to the bat? "You hit like a girl!"
- Why did the cricket player wear two shirts? He wanted to be a double century.